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Hi there.  

Been in a bad situation.

Situation is not so bad atm.

Might come online for a bit later.

~bye for now

imnotocake:

do you ever just want to redecorate your bedroom and change your hair and all your clothes and completely reinvent yourself but then realise it takes time and money then retreat to your bed and hate who you are

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emmbutt:

saniday:

I knew about Kinder but also Red Riding Hood? As if other sport balls can’t harm you.

You gotta be shitting me.

oh look, its a series of PSAs that are undeniably accurate in message

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theliesofeden:

The Boston Marathon was bombed.

There was an explosion at JFK library.

Obama was almost sent poison.

There was a fire and enormous explosion at a Texas fertiliser plant.

MIT is under lock down because a gun man shot and killed a campus officer.

What.

The fuck.

Is going.

On.

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feunext:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP!

SERIOUS BUSINESS RIGHT HERE!

CISPA just passed and is going to destroy everything!

Go to SitesNotSpies.org to sign up to join the protest and for further details.

It’s time to get pissed. The U.S. law that would turn Google, Facebook, and Twitter into legally immune government spies just passed the House.

This bill affects everyone — not just U.S. citizens. Anyone with a Facebook account could now have their data shipped directly to the U.S. government. That’s why Internet users overwhelmingly oppose this bill. Over 1.5 million people signed petitions against it. But Congress didn’t listen.

Does this remind you of something? Yep, this is the exact position we were in with SOPA last year. Then the Internet rose up and we made history with the SOPA strike.

This spring, we’re going to organize the largest online privacy protest in history to make sure that CISPA goes the same route as SOPA and doesn’t become the law that breaks the 4th Amendment. Are you in?

CISPA threatens our most basic rights. Privacy is important not just for our security but for our rights to freedom of expression. The giant tech companies that stood with Internet users against SOPA are not going to help us this time (but some of the large sites like Mozilla, Imgur, and Reddit are all against CISPA and we love them).

Only a massive grassroots outcry will stop this bill. We’re starting to build the tools. But we need your help.

Share this flyer, and tell everyone you know to sign up to join the protest!

LISTEN UP, GUYS.

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misandry-mermaid:

evilfeminist:

Rape victims deserve anonymity.

Rapists do not.

Giving rapists anonymity puts more women in danger of rape. 

NAME AND SHAME

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anniephantom:

labirdgeoiseed:

this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times

I don’t care, fuck you

okay ready

as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.

all of this made him

a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

oh my god

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theuppitynegras:

firstladysexyfineass:

mypocketshurt90:

supremecatoverlord:

walk2222:

narret:

Animals with Watermelons

the fucking parrot

I luv u waturmelon

An important documentary.

Were is the otter that looked so disgusted with its watermelon?

here he is

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freakoftheangels:

w33nawbuzznarl:

rifa:

lisasedai:

i hate it when

there’s like a feeling in your gut that something is very wrong and the feeling is so strong that it makes you feel physically ill but the problem is that there’s actually nothing wrong so you don’t know what to do

and the feeling just doesn’t go away

OH MY GOD OTHER PEOPLE GET THIS

what if you have a soul mate and thats what happens 

when theyre in trouble 

i demand a story now tumblr

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